What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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So they tried

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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share office space ...

Still no good

No go.

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Unacceptable again!

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They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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